"The last train is at 11:30pm and I wouldnae recommend the night bus. It'll be full of Lothians troglodytes, Cumbernauld carbuncles and folks what like their improv idiomatic. Best hop in our taxi. It willnae be cheap and, with two drivers pulling in opposite directions on the same wheel, you'll be unsure which way is up let alone which is East or West. Ensure you're wearing your seat belt on this tour of the Scottish Central Belt as your escorts are predisposed to unleashing belters for strings, gobs & kerfuffle and you'll get pure pelters if you dinnae subscribe to their version of the Highway Code."

Nichola Scrutton is a composer, sound artist, experimental vocalist/improviser and artist based in Glasgow.

Ali Robertson makes himself & others blush as the Giant Tank Institute For Low-Brow Avant-Thought’s resident organiser/improviser in Edinburgh.

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